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Tom Miller's Calming Toner, 6oz

$20.00
Volume: 6oz
Color: Clear bottle + white sprayer
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
I DON’T LIKE THE TONE OF YOUR FACE™
Tom Miller Wellness
6 fl. oz.Your face is being a little bitch again.
This fixes it. Spray it straight into the offending area until it shuts up and behaves. Redness gone. Inflammation gone. Dumb look on your face replaced by soft, calm, “oh shit this actually works” skin. Fragrance-free. Made for sensitive and acne-prone disasters. Real ingredients, no garbage.   Ingredients (exact, no poetry):
Aqua, Rosa Damascena Flower Water, Glycerin, Allantoin, Globularia Alypum Leaf Extract, Calendula Officinalis Flower Extract, Althaea Officinalis Root Extract, Mel (Honey) Extract, Cucumis Sativus Fruit Extract, Tilia Cordata Flower Extract, Verbascum Thapsus Extract, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Benzyl Alcohol, Caprylhydroxamic Acid, Gluconolactone, Polysorbate-20, Calcium Gluconate, Sodium Benzoate.   No parabens, formaldehyde bullshit, phthalates, mineral oil, sulfates, triclosan, or synthetic fragrance. Clear 6 oz bottle, white mist sprayer, sticker that says exactly what it means. Ships to US and Canada only. Banned on Etsy and TikTok Shop because apparently truth hurts. Buy it. Gift it. Watch someone open it on Christmas and immediately know you’re their favorite asshole. Done. Face fixed. Merry Christmas, fucko.
Currently ships to the United States and Canada only.
Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice and Allantoin

Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice and Allantoin

Chosen for their practical soothing properties, Aloe and Allantoin work together to calm and refresh the skin, providing a no-nonsense solution for those with sensitivity or dehydration concerns.

Rosa Damascena (Rose) Flower Water

Rosa Damascena (Rose) Flower Water

In addition to a subtle essence, Rose Water contributes to pH balance and nourishment, emphasizing a practical approach to promoting overall skin health.

After cleansing, apply toner to a cotton pad and gently sweep across the face and neck. For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes. If irritation occurs, discontinue use..

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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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